Ouch! Bruno Tonioli’s Most Colorful Critiques on DWTS and Strictly Come Dancing

Happy birthday, Bruno Tonioli! The fiery Dancing With the Stars judge turns 61 on November 25, 2016.

We never know exactly what Tonioli’s going to say next on DWTS, but we can always count on him to come up with irreverent, off-the-wall comments on contestants’ performances.

Read on for some of Tonioli’s most bitingly funny critiques from DWTS and Strictly Come Dancing, the U.K.’s version of the show, which Tonioli also judges.

“It had the romance of a cleaning session. I mean you have to put life into a performance.” (Strictly Come Dancing).

“It’s like watching a small child taking its first steps into the world: ‘What’s happening here? Who am I? Where am I going?'” (DWTS).

“You’re not doing Vegas, you’re doing Dancing With The Stars.” (DWTS).

“You look like you’re riding a bike.” (DWTS).

“That rumba was grounds for divorce.” (Strictly Come Dancing).

“You bring carnage and mayhem in everything you do, but it’s still a two-step.” (DWTS).

“It took a while to get started, and once it did get started, it wasn’t that good.” (DWTS).

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“You look like a crazy bear lost in a swamp.” (DWTS).

“You lifted your leg and you looked like a dog at a lamppost.” (DWTS).

“You looked like you’re running for a bus most of the time.” (DWTS).